If you're like me, you like to capitalize on any special occasion to spice things up. The holidays are the perfect time to give your bedroom talk a little Christmas cheer and make things as entertaining at the movie Christmas Vacation and as hot as some mulled wine.
Any ideas? Here's hoping these help you and your partner get into the holiday spirit. Let them know you'll do what you can to help. I bet Santa isn't the only one with a sack of goodies. Besides, there's nothing I want chridtmas he can really bring me chatt, apparently, you can't buy happiness in a store, blah, blah, blah. Just as long as you don't wear them out. If they don't immediately agree, I'd be concerned.
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If you know what I mean. Why not borrow this iconic line from "Santa Baby"?
Just telling it like it is. I'd love to spin your dreidel. We can celebrate for eight nights. You can buy chocolate ice cream, though.
And who doesn't love sxey their hand in the cookie jar? I mean, I'm long past the stage of my life where I ask Santa for presents and wait anxiously for his delivery. You didn't make the naughty list? Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want this year?
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Make them an offer they can't refuse. Here's a picture of me so you can show Santa exactly what you want for Christmas. Santa comes on Christmas Eve but why should we wait that long? A photo of you under the mistletoe and a caption that says, "All I need now is you.
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Want to hear my grown-up Christmas list? It's probably true, too. Baby, it's cold outside If this doesn't get the point across, nothing will. Creative writing is nothing without descriptive imagery. Christmas tree. Someone had to say it. You know, if sleighs aren't your thing.
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You are one hot latke. Can you stuff my stocking? Parumpum pum pum.
Can you come over Make sure you check it twice. Hopefully, it's the latter.
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I guarantee this will be more fun than any present under the tree. Will you trim my Christmas tree? Instead of spending Christmas Eve hopelessly searching the sky for reindeer and a sleigh, I'd much rather see stars in an entirely different cbristmas, anyway.
There are so many other things you can do like build a snowman, watch Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, or send a suggestive text to that person you met on a dating app a few weeks earlier. You esxy me up like a Christmas tree. Because you're humble like that. Because who doesn't love a Christmas classic? I'd ride that sleigh. I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christmas tree.
Wish you were coming down the chimney tonight. Can't argue with that logic. Zexy checked the list twice and you've definitely been naughty.
Is that a menorah or are you just happy to see me? Tits the season!
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I'm pretty sure the answer will be yes. Make sure they're on it, of course. I just can't figure out where I should hang my wreath. A simple request, really. Pretty sure he's not.
I'm not Jewish but, for an offer like this, I can be. They won't see this one coming. Are you Jewish?